Christmas From Hell by R.L. Mathewson Review

Book Review
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Christmas From Hell
Author: R.L. Mathewson
Series: A Neighbor From Hell #7
Genre: Contemporary Romance
Pub Date: December 29th, 2015
Publisher: R.L. Mathewson via Smashwords
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Duncan Bradford is used to putting other people first even the annoying little jinx that lives next door, but when the unexpected happens and he starts to see her in a whole new light, he decides that it’s time that he acts more like a Bradford and takes what he wants.

 

My ThoughtsOriginal Review on....

MIGHT HAVE SMALL SPOILERS! Okay so I haven’t reviewed a novel in awhile so sorry if I might be rambling. This book was such a fun and easy read with some sexy moments and some moment where you just want to hit your head against the wall for the poor heroine. Especially with all the accidents Necie had. I always loved this author’s novel. I mean her Neighbor from hell series always makes me laugh. I thought this book was good but for me it could have been better. The moment I hear that there’s going to be a Christmas novel in the Neighbors from hell series and I tell you I was extremely excited.  I love the Bradford’s with all my heart and they can such big babies. 😛 AND wow their obsession with food can be a bit scary and I’m still trying to figure out how can a person get banned from a restaurant? All I thought about is how does she survive in the winter with all that ice?

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Anyway this book is all about Duncan Bradford and Necie Dixon. Duncan moved in with his brother Danny and Jodi after the big accident that Danny had because he wanted to help out as Jodi was pregnant. Those two needed as much help as they could get so while Duncan still had a full time job as a firefighter and such he still helped with everything else in his brother’s life. Necie on the other hand became Duncan, Jodi and Danny’s neighbor when she moved back into her grandfather’s house all the way from Boston. She wanted and needed a new start so she went to live with her grandpa and she went to work in his bakery.  The first thing you notice when you read this book is that Necie is extremely clumsy and dangerous, I mean I do not understand how she did not kill herself yet with all that accidents. I mean the first time she met Duncan was when she accidently slammed the snow shovel on Duncan and then off course would he take the brunt of the fall when she fell trying to help her. I did not like the jumping to different days like that, it could have flowed better. I also would have liked to see what all Necie did to Duncan the first times they met. Necie can be real dangerous and like I said I wanted to read more about all those accidents she kept inflicting on Duncan like how she hit him with her car and how the heck did Necie get it right to throw 5 gallons of paint on him while getting a nail through his foot and burning his eyebrows just by repainting her house. I would LOVED to read how she got that right. Now every time i read a book with  Bradford men, let me tell you they just make me swoon. tumblr_nsxyvr77ib1qlgbzbo1_500

Now Necie liked Duncan the moment she met him but sadly with all the accidents she kept inflicting on Duncan made him hate her. He did try everything to stay away from her but somehow she still got it right to hurt him in a lot of ways. One day something happened, once again another accident when their relationship status started shifting. Duncan started to notice her in a different light and that is what she needed. He figured out how much she means to him after a kidnapping 😀 her grandfather helped him but he was still very bad at it! Anyway I loved Necie’s grandfather and how he tried to sneak something sweet to eat but sadly he always got found out by Necie. I also loved how he kept threatening Duncan with his guns. The other thing that had me laughing hysterically was when he explained to Necie all about sex and demonstrating on how to put a condom on a banana. All these men in this book are classic and I could not tell you how much I needed to laugh.

So basically this was a good book but just missed the mark for me a bit. The books that I still love the most in this series would be Playing for Keeps and Perfection. This book was not so much about the Christmas but still a fun and easy holiday read that I would reread sometime again. I still want to know how Necie survived all those years being so accident prone and how in the world does Duncan survive around her.

 

3

 

Ash

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Excerpt

A Christmas from Hell

Prologue

“Duncan, are you just getting in?” Jodi asked and as much as he would love to tell the obviously pregnant woman shifting anxiously in the foyer from one dainty foot to the other while she wrapped her arms around her belly, that he swore had grown larger since he saw her yesterday morning, as she shifted another nervous glance over her shoulder that he was on his way out, he just couldn’t lie to her.

But, God, would he fucking love to be able to lie to her right about now.

“Yeah,” he said softly, cringing when the effort to speak caused searing pain to shoot up and down his throat.

“Do you think that you could give me a hand with Danny?” she asked with a nervous little smile, clearly embarrassed to have to ask him for help at three in the morning, but that’s why he was here, wasn’t it?

Instead of speaking, because Duncan wasn’t sure that he could manage that without cursing in pain or starting another coughing fit that had him changing his mind and taking his lieutenant up on his offer to be seen in the emergency room and beg them to put him out of his fucking misery, he couldn’t. Wishing that he could do a lot of things differently, he opened the door to the large laundry room off the back foyer and quickly discarded everything saturated with smoke until he was left standing there in his boxer shorts.

If this had been any other woman, he would have never even considered stripping down in front of her, but this was Jodi, his roommate and an understanding woman who’d probably kill him with her dainty little hands if he wore his smoke-saturated-clothing through her house, again. The last time had been more than enough for him to get over his embarrassment and for her to get comfortable enough with him to threaten his balls if he ever made the house smell like it was on fire again.

Not that he could blame her, because he really couldn’t. There really was nothing quite like the scents of sweat, ash and smoke filling the air after a fresh fire and giving his sister-in-law a whole new trigger for morning sickness. Moving in with his brother and sister-in-law had taken some adjustment, but so far they’d managed to survive the last month without killing each other, which for any Bradford was definite progress. He just hadn’t counted on being this fucking exhausted from doing it.

He worked three twenty-four hour shifts, most of that time was spent on the rig and the rest of the time he spent pulling ambulance duty, which took a lot out of him. It had also made him the perfect choice to move in and help his brother once Darrin had been able to return from Florida and that fucked up side trip to Las Vegas.

Duncan had rented an apartment that he’d barely slept in with a roommate that he couldn’t stand so when they sat down as a family to discuss which one of them was going to uproot their lives to help Danny and Jodi, he’d been the perfect choice because of his work schedule. Then again, if he’d realized that moving in with his brother and sister-in-law was going to be this exhausting, he might have let the opportunity pass to their brother Aidan.

When he’d agreed to do this he figured that he’d take out the trash, help around the house, run some errands now and then when he had some extra time, but like most things in his life, it hadn’t worked out the way that he’d hoped. When he wasn’t working, he was running errands, driving Danny to his doctors’ appointments, helping Danny complete his daily physical therapy by taking him to the gym, cooking most of the meals since the pregnancy was exhausting Jodi. By the end of the day they could usually find her curled up on the couch or the nearest bed, which was the reason that he did most of the cleaning and about a thousand other things that had to come before he could grab some sleep, something that he seemed to be getting less of with each passing day.

Honestly, he wasn’t sure how much longer he could keep this up, but there wasn’t anything that he could do about it right now. Danny and Jodi needed help and right now he was the only one who could do it full-time. Everyone in his family pitched in, helping Danny and Jodi with rides, food, helped around the house, money to cover medical bills, made sure that someone was around when Duncan couldn’t be, but even with all that extra help he was still fucking exhausted.

The additional help was great, but honestly he would love to have a night where he could sleep without worrying about the fire alarm going off, being woken up at two in the morning because someone’s Life Alert accidentally went off, waking up along with the sounds of his brother and Jodi having sex or that hesitant knock that always seemed to come just when he was finally about to fall asleep, or the worst part, waiting for the sounds of his stubborn brother falling, because he was too fucking pigheaded to ask for help.

Christ, the last time he could have killed his brother for refusing to ask for help. There’d been so much goddamn blood, which happened with head injuries and he’d known that, but that hadn’t meant jack shit to him when it was his own brother lying unconscious on the bathroom floor in a puddle of his own blood. He’d tried to block out Jodi’s hysterical sobbing, the fact that the man bleeding everywhere was his brother and instead, tried to focus on his training. He’d cleaned his brother’s head wound, kept the stubborn bastard on the floor when Danny finally managed to open his eyes and tried to sit up and even managed to call the station for help which had been difficult by that point since Jodi’s sobs had turned into hysterical screaming and he could barely hear anything over her screaming at Danny for scaring the shit out of her.

After that incident, he’d spend the next eight hours in the emergency room taking care of Jodi and yelling at Danny to stop fucking moving until they cleared his spine. The stubborn bastard refused to listen. He’d been too desperate to get to Jodi and prove to her that he was okay to stay still, so Duncan had been forced to restrain Danny to the bed himself, which had earned him some rather nasty threats from the unappreciative asshole.

When they’d finally released Danny, Duncan had just enough time to get home, help Danny get back in bed, changed into his uniform and headed to the station to work a twenty-four hour shift on the night of a full moon, which meant that every fucking psycho within a thirty-mile radius had decided that it had been the perfect night to listen to the fucking voices in their heads and make his life a living hell. He hadn’t gotten a single minute of sleep during that shift, which had been bad enough, but as soon as he came home it was time to help take care of Danny, run to the grocery store, the bank and a dozen other places that had helped push him past the point of exhaustion and nearly landed him in a hospital bed of his own.

Thankfully he’d managed to get to bed early that night, but unfortunately for him, so had Danny and Jodi. They’d kept him up for the next four hours with moans and groans of pleasure and what had sounded suspiciously like the headboard banging against the wall. At that point he’d seriously considered telling one of his asshole brothers or cousins to take his place, but then Jodi had brought him breakfast in bed the next morning with a sweet kiss on the cheek and a thank you for helping them.

After that he just kept his fucking mouth shut and sucked it up.

“What happened?” he asked, rubbing his hands roughly down his face while he prayed that this wasn’t going to lead to another night spent in the emergency room.

“Umm,” she mumbled, clearing her throat as she shifted her gaze away just as a rather interesting blush crept up her neck and cheeks. “Nothing really,” she whispered as that blush deepened into a fiery crimson red.

“I see,” he murmured thoughtfully, wondering about that blush.

Fortunately, or rather unfortunately for him, he didn’t have to wonder for very long as he followed Jodi into her bedroom and-

“You’ve gotta be fucking kidding me,” he said before he could stop himself, and judging by the homicidal glare that his brother was shooting him, he probably should have kept his fucking mouth shut.

“I lost the key,” Jodi admitted, sounding absolutely mortified as Duncan stood there, staring at his brother in disbelief.

Those couldn’t be handcuffs…

Yet, they were, he mused as he reached for the cell phone on the bureau.

“Don’t even fucking think about it,” Danny growled, yanking on the cuffs keeping his arms locked in place.

Sighing heavily, because they both knew that he didn’t have a choice in the matter, he unlocked his brother’s phone, selected the camera app and did what every self-respecting Bradford would do in this situation.

“Oh my God,” Jodi muttered, burying her face in her hands even as he heard a little snort of amusement coming from her.

“I. Will. Kick. Your. Fucking ass,” the cranky bastard locked to the headboard snarled, giving him a look that promised all sorts of violence when he got free, but of course, Duncan ignored those threats and did what was expected of him.

“Say cheese.”

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Two days and three speeding tickets later…

“Oh, my God,” Necie said on the verge of a panic attack as she sat there in her grandfather’s driveway, gripping the steering wheel tightly as it finally hit her.

She’d actually told her boss to go fuck herself.

Okay, so she hadn’t actually used those exact words, but she might as well have. After five years of her boss stealing her recipes and passing them off as her own, making her work double shifts, denying her raises and some time off so that she could have some semblance of a life, Necie had finally had enough. So, this morning when she’d showed up for work, she’d marched right up to her bitch of a boss, Kathleen, and flat out told her that she’d had enough and that she was quitting.

Unfortunately for Necie, the horrible excuse for a human being hadn’t heard one word she’d said, instead telling her that she was fired because she was five minutes late. At first she’d been a little shocked and even opened her mouth to beg the evil woman to give her another chance, but then common sense kicked in. She took her last meager paycheck, marched back to her car, slammed the car door shut behind her and promptly groaned when the action caused all the bags that she’d strapped to the top of her car to fall off and land in the street.

That was also around the time that the long line of eighteen-wheelers decided to speed down the street, destroying everything that she owned and leaving her sitting there shaking her head with a sigh, because really, she should have seen that one coming. After observing a moment of silence for her favorite tee shirt from college, the one that had been super soft and was now nothing more than a shredded mass, she decided that it was time to move onto the next stage of her life.

While most people would consider moving back in with their grandfather and working for him a major step back, she didn’t. She loved her grandfather. He was her best friend, the man in her life and the only person who truly understand her and accepted her klutzy ways. He always had a ready smile and a wink for her when something went bad…

Which unfortunately happened quite a lot.

Coming home for her wasn’t admitting defeat. It meant that she finally felt ready to work for her grandfather as head baker and train to one day take over the family business, something that had terrified her for years, because she never believed that she’d ever be good enough to fill his shoes. Ten years ago when she’d left for culinary school, her grandfather had promised to personally train her and show her how to run the shop, but she’d been terrified and he’d known her well enough to know that she needed to do this her way.

Now, she was back for good and suddenly terrified that she’d made a huge mistake. Maybe she should go back to Boston, scrape her clothes off the road, ask her landlord to let her move back into her apartment and go beg for her old job back. Not that she had a chance in hell of getting her old job or apartment back, she mused unhappily as she continued to sit in her car, staring blindly at the pile of old snow where her grandfather’s truck should be.

Then again, it was two in the afternoon, which meant that he wouldn’t be home for a couple more hours. That was fine, she decided as she climbed out of her car and carefully made her way to the back of the house where her grandfather kept the snow shovels. She grabbed the one with the black handle, the one that she’d learned to shovel snow with and with a heavy sigh, she turned around, deciding that spending the next hour shoveling the driveway was better than sitting inside, feeling bad for herself.

Five minutes later when her fingers started to go numb and she regretted packing her winter jacket in one of the bags that was now roadkill, she decided that it was time to go inside and grab one of her grandfather’s old coats and a pair of gloves. Wondering if she should make herself some homemade hot chocolate now or after she finished shoveling, she absently slammed the snow shovel into the snow pile behind her and-

“Son of a bitch!” a deep voice suddenly shouted, really close to her ear, making her wince, because she had a pretty good idea what just happened.

After years of unfortunate accidents, she was well versed on how to handle this. Taking a deep breath, she turned around to tell whoever it was that she’d just impaled with her shovel that she was sorry when she suddenly lost the power of speech and apparently her footing as she laid eyes on the handsomest man that she’d ever seen.

He was also the most considerate too, she absently thought as her feet slipped out from beneath her and the incredibly hot man wrapped his arms around her, turned in mid-fall and took the brunt of the hit, keeping her safe and making her wonder if there was any chance that he would forget about this.

© Rerum Industries, Inc. 2015. All Rights Reserved.

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About the Author

R.L. Mathewson (1979-Present) was born and raised in Massachusetts. She is known for her humor, quick wit and ability to write realistic characters that readers can easily relate to. She currently has several paranormal and contemporary romance series published including A Neighbor From Hell series.

Growing up, R.L. Mathewson was painfully shy and was known to hide behind a book or two. After high school she attended college, worked as a bellhop, fast food cook, and a museum worker until she decided to take an EMT course. Working as an EMT helped her get over her shyness as well as left her with some fond memories and some rather disturbing ones that from time to time show up in one of her books. When a back injury left her unable to work as an EMT any longer she began working in Residential homes only to discover that she just didn’t have the stomach for the job.

Today, R.L. Mathewson is the single mother of two young children that keep her on her toes and enjoy scaring the heck out of her with their antics. She has a bit of a romance novel addiction as well as a major hot chocolate addiction and on a perfect day she combines the two. When she’s not writing she’s playing online Scrabble, coloring with her kids, or trying to figure out how one of her kids managed to get a chocolate pudding footprint on the ceiling.

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